New team in the AL, the Augusta Cushnoc started the season strong winning the franchise's first game of season eight. Since then they have dropped 5 straight and management was pulling their collective hair out trying to find out why. It seems that the ownership group hired a P.I. firm to follow the team and the result was shocking.
It seems that Paris Hilton has been vacationing in Augusta and seeing the need to keep warm during the cold Maine nights, decided to date a starting pitcher.....well.... pitchers.... well... okay.. she's dating the whole team. So the next time you go to a Cushnoc game, don't mind the stupid grins that the team has... just remember that Paris only stays in a relationship for about three months.... just in time for the stretch run....
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